nickelback inspired

I was listening to the radio, and heard a Nickelback song come on. It was real naughtyish. And I was totally trying to relate, but I just couldn't. With three kids and twelve years of marriage, my life is a little less "exciting" if you will. So I wrote a new song that I could relate to...

I like the way you scream my name…
when I accidentally mow over the flowers.

I like the way you take off your clothes…
after our son gets sick and throws up all over
during the bedtime story.

I like the way you moan in the dark…
when you step on a HotWheels car
in the middle of the night.

I like to feel your breath in my ear…
When you whisper that it’s my turn to
change the baby’s stink-infested diaper.

I like the way you scratch my back…
when you’re trying to
pinch a pimple I just can’t reach.

I like to read the notes you leave by the bed…
The sink’s not gonna unclog itself and
The bills are overdue, find a second job