bad idea

This morning,
after my shower,
before putting on my clothes,
I walked into the kitchen,
felt the cold tile on the
bottoms of my feet.
It felt very archaic,
very primal,
very, oh, what's the word...
naked.

I grabbed a cup of coffee,
freshly brewed,
headed back into the bathroom,
where I saw a cricket on the floor,
causing my body to jump.
It was very quick,
very spasmodic,
very, oh, what's the word...
dumb.

Attached to my body
happened to be my arm and hand,
which happpend to be holding
a very hot beverage.
The result was
very uncomfortable,
very painful,
very, oh, what's the word...
2nd degree burnish.