ham and cheese

I'm currently in the middle of a cleanse. Apparently my wife thinks I've been drinking too much coffee and eating too much pork. And those two things combined wreak havoc in my stomach. Create an acidic blend of hostility. So she says. I was doing just fine.

But not now. Now I'm on a strict diet of water with little green floaty things that taste like grass, and a soup concoction of every vegetable known to man crammed into one bowl of delusion.

I haven't craved a ham and cheese sandwhich this bad. Ever. But man, what I wouldn't give for a little slice of pink meat topped with cheese on a good old fashioned slice of goodness. Makes my mouth water just thinking about it.